[Oren stares down at the ice cream sandwich. And then with all seriousness, he says...]
Too much sugar. Doesn't have the essence of the flavor advertised. Didn't consider texture of cookie after it's frozen. Volume over control and conciseness. Nothing special.
...
[And with that, the golem takes a large bite and then just. Swallows. No brain freeze or anything, no visible reaction to what had to be a pretty cold bite.]
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[Oren stares down at the ice cream sandwich. And then with all seriousness, he says...]
Too much sugar. Doesn't have the essence of the flavor advertised. Didn't consider texture of cookie after it's frozen. Volume over control and conciseness. Nothing special.
...
[And with that, the golem takes a large bite and then just. Swallows. No brain freeze or anything, no visible reaction to what had to be a pretty cold bite.]
Can't waste.