[What is wrong with her?! If she was going to play that game, then Hiro was going to pull her cheeks right back.]

Will you shut up!? You're so annoying! Right now, I'm just seeing a giant creeper who stalks guys and pulls their cheeks! If you already know this much about me, then you know that I can't be your soulmate or whatever you want me to be!

[DEEP BREATH.]

Listen, I don't wanna hurt you... But the me in your head and the me in reality are two COMPLETELY different people! Grow up already!