WAITWAITWAIT! PUT HER BACK ON! IT WAS THE START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIIIIIFUL!!

[More than something. Hiro was completely interested in seeing this for himself--

Though the pillows smacking him around were more painful than any demon that smacked him into a car.]

Owowow! T-Turn it off, Ai! You're still hitting me! A-And- you never told me that she had a pierced belly button! Do you know how hot that is!? Imagine how erotic of a belly dancer she could be!! I want front row seaaaaats!

[Yes. Well. He's clearly passionate about bellybuttons.]