[You are now in the midst of a zombie outbreak. How exactly this came to be, you can't remember. You know but three things: one, you are accompanied by the MAID OF TIME, who is your sole companion in this post-apocalyptic, slightly clichéd city. Two, you are armed with the mighty HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO. And three, you need to kick some SERIOUS ZOMBIE ASS.]
John: Pick 8.
aradia, behind you!