[And although they're in the middle of a large crowd, there would be no one that would be able to hear Oren's question as he stares piercingly at Ryan. A simple, but loaded question.]
[You can't just leave it at that, he thinks to himself, making an effort to grab at Oren's sleeve before he can turn around. His hands slips when he thinks it shouldn't, and he frowns, briefly confused before realizing -- Ah, right. Hands, not claws.
He shakes his head, tossing the thought aside, then returns to the issue at hand.]
Okay, fine. I'll bite. I'm a tiger.
[...Which might sound like a joke to the odd passerby, it's such an unusual admission. And given Ryan's personality, it would be a fair assumption. But he isn't joking, not this time.] You?
[Ryan pouts frowns, obviously unsatisfied with that answer.]
That's as helpful as saying you're also not a goldfish.
[He writes it off as the stranger's form of sarcasm, because Ryan can smell those kinds of farces from miles away.]
I told you, you tell me. Only fair, right?
[It's not everyday he meets unusual people in the "real world"; often only when he's acting as Alanna's glorified errand boy does he meet those like him, and lately those individuals don't even live in the same dimension. He feels special, finding someone on his own accord.]
[What, no name? Ryan can't be bothered to even be offended at that -- in fact, he just kind of laughs it off, shrugging. He gives a little half-wave, a lazy flick of the wrist, really.]
Next time, then.
[He wonders if there will even be a next time, but even if there isn't, at least he can say he's met a real-life golem. Alanna would probably just scoff at him for being so easily impressed, but he wouldn't care.
But for now, it's time to pillage more food trucks until he can't eat another bite.]
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So then why all the food? Unless you have... er, an appetite like mine?
[He hesitates, but just has to add:] Which is definitely not normal.
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[THE MOST EXCITING MAN IN THE WORLD.
That said, the fact that he can shovel that much food is not normal at all.]
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Really? Because anyone who can eat like me is definitely not normal.
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[And although they're in the middle of a large crowd, there would be no one that would be able to hear Oren's question as he stares piercingly at Ryan. A simple, but loaded question.]
What are you?
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Now that's the existential question of the day if I've ever heard one.
[But he sets his jaw a little, and then a little more seriously:] What makes you ask?
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[Someone's calling him over; a young African American woman in the distance waves at Oren excitedly and points to a truck.]
Going now.
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[You can't just leave it at that, he thinks to himself, making an effort to grab at Oren's sleeve before he can turn around. His hands slips when he thinks it shouldn't, and he frowns, briefly confused before realizing -- Ah, right. Hands, not claws.
He shakes his head, tossing the thought aside, then returns to the issue at hand.]
Okay, fine. I'll bite. I'm a tiger.
[...Which might sound like a joke to the odd passerby, it's such an unusual admission. And given Ryan's personality, it would be a fair assumption. But he isn't joking, not this time.] You?
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Not a tiger.
[OREN PLEASE.
And he says it so dully that it's hard to parse whether he's being sarcastic, serious or both at once!!]
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poutsfrowns, obviously unsatisfied with that answer.]That's as helpful as saying you're also not a goldfish.
[He writes it off as the stranger's form of sarcasm, because Ryan can smell those kinds of farces from miles away.]
I told you, you tell me. Only fair, right?
[It's not everyday he meets unusual people in the "real world"; often only when he's acting as Alanna's glorified errand boy does he meet those like him, and lately those individuals don't even live in the same dimension. He feels special, finding someone on his own accord.]
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Golem.
[... Oren returns the favor.
He will be turning around to walk towards the wavy haired woman though. That's more than enough sharing even for him.]
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He's opening his mouth to ask another question, but suddenly the golem-man has already turned around and beginning to walk off.
He won't chase him this time, but he'll at least call out:]
Cool, you got a name, golem guy?
[So loud and uncaring of who might hear....]
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[And god knows when that will be? But Oren's lived long enough to know that luck has it's way of working around uncertainties.]
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Next time, then.
[He wonders if there will even be a next time, but even if there isn't, at least he can say he's met a real-life golem. Alanna would probably just scoff at him for being so easily impressed, but he wouldn't care.
But for now, it's time to pillage more food trucks until he can't eat another bite.]