[ The real reason why this is happening is that I'm Thirsty™, but Adolf is not complicit in the existence of this singlewdlarity...
...which is why he coughs politely, and doesn't try to exacerbate the situation. Being the polite eel assassin that he is, he makes no moves to touch... the booty. Or anything else that could be untowards.
Instead, he makes sure that she's not lying, by resting his chin on her shoulder and inspecting her back for any bruises. This is. Innocent. ]
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...which is why he coughs politely, and doesn't try to exacerbate the situation. Being the polite eel assassin that he is, he makes no moves to touch... the booty. Or anything else that could be untowards.
Instead, he makes sure that she's not lying, by resting his chin on her shoulder and inspecting her back for any bruises. This is. Innocent. ]
...It was a long fall. Take your time.