painalty: (your misery and hate will kill us all)
chevalier charles-henri sanson de longval ([personal profile] painalty) wrote in [community profile] sweethymns 2018-04-06 02:14 pm (UTC)

DON'T SPILL YOUR TEA

[Yeah, you'll nearly drown just like the time Ishtar kissed you, eh Robin.

Sanson, on the other hand, will have to carry with him the terrible, terrible memory of Robin pulling his shorts down and SEEING MORE OF HIM THAN HE EVER CARED TO SHOW ANYONE. With his face still burning from the SHAME, he breaks the surface, gasping several times for breath and shaking his dripping bangs out of his face for the umpteenth time today. It doesn't even occur to him to get vengeance on Robin.

And he may or may not have discreetly checked to make sure his shorts are still on.

He does see Robin at the edge and climbing out of the pool, but he doesn't give chase. Instead, he wearily swims to the side as well, an annoyed, flustered look on his face, before getting out to sit on the nearest chair, leaving a trail of water behind him. Then he just...shrugs off his wet shirt.

Well, Sanson did say he would give anything to see the look on Robin's face when he pushed him again, but...not like this. And he's not going to say that. Instead, what he says is:]


...Using my Noble Phantasm on you would be a waste of energy and time, Robin Hood.

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