http://whitememoir.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whitememoir.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sweethymns2011-02-26 08:57 pm
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OPEN RP POST⇒ MAID/BUTLER CAFE



♦ You are suddenly in a Maid/Butler cafe!
♦ You are either serving as a maid or butler or you can be the customer instead! (Indicate in subject title please)
♦ If you're a customer enjoy the service! Harass Chat with the workers!
♦ If you're a maid or butler you have to call your customer 'Master' or 'Mistress' at least once.
♦ Then you can punch deal with rude customers in any way you wish!
♦ The food and drinks are awesome.
♦ Uniforms are required, no exceptions.
♦ HAVE FUN
psychometer: All icons by <user name="maiscribbles" site="tumblr.com"> (Ain't the size that matters)

MAID... IN A BUTLER OUTFIT

[personal profile] psychometer 2011-02-27 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Screw the rules, she's wearing pants.]

MAID

[identity profile] grimsylph.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-02-27 05:11 (UTC)

MAID

[identity profile] alienclover.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[This should be illegal, but the five year old looks too happy and too cute in her maid outfit to stop]

Welcome Master and Mistress! HAHAHA!

CUSTOMER

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
This Darjeeling is unacceptable. Make another pot with the correct temperature immediately.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS THE SEVENTH POT I HAD TO RETURN! ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN MY HANDS OFF...!!?

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense. If your hands are burning, you're obviously not practicing kitchen safety. You only have yourself to blame as usual.

CUSTOMER

[identity profile] greenandbuttery.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Examining his tea cup with great interest. And also a magnifying glass ]

BUTLER

[identity profile] inb4lolicon.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH JUST violently threw out a customer for harassing a maid]

---Seriously? Do these creeps have no end in sight?

[identity profile] rockonkitty.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Not dressing up for once YES--]

Oh! Blade-san, you're working here?

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi. Gimme a break already. Women are made to be in the freakin' kitchen, not men.

BUTLER

[identity profile] lohacoolkid.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
But many great chefs just happen to be men. I don't see why you can't pull yourself up to their standards.

[identity profile] inb4lolicon.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
--Eh? Oh, hey there! Yeah, I figured I should try doing a part-time job.

Hehe... I wasn't expectin' ya around here!
spellcast: (Umineko? That's for weird people.)

[personal profile] spellcast 2011-02-27 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order!

... That was meant to be a joke, sorry.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nine times out of ten, they're probably gay chefs.
crazy_about_it: (o_O)

CUSTOMER

[personal profile] crazy_about_it 2011-02-27 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Where's the bar?

[identity profile] rockonkitty.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Me neither! Um... Well, I did come here to relax and have some treats. Guess I'll go seat myself then!

CUSTOMER

[identity profile] toomuchdesu.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I demand a plate full of delicious eclairs and madeleines at once ~ desu!
psychometer: All icons by <user name="maiscribbles" site="tumblr.com"> (As you wish <3)

[personal profile] psychometer 2011-02-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, we do have a bar here, it just so happens.

And if you give me a minute, I'll learn how to mix a mean drink in a snap! [Lol 17 year old girl in butler outfit instead]

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
See, you're already succeeding in that regard.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
KISS MY ASS! YOU AIN'T GETTING ANYTHING!
crazy_about_it: (you can't be serious)

[personal profile] crazy_about_it 2011-02-27 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Really not what he was expecting...]

Uh, okay.

[identity profile] toomuchdesu.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU FOOLISH HUMAN!

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