http://whitememoir.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whitememoir.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sweethymns2011-02-26 08:57 pm
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OPEN RP POST⇒ MAID/BUTLER CAFE



♦ You are suddenly in a Maid/Butler cafe!
♦ You are either serving as a maid or butler or you can be the customer instead! (Indicate in subject title please)
♦ If you're a customer enjoy the service! Harass Chat with the workers!
♦ If you're a maid or butler you have to call your customer 'Master' or 'Mistress' at least once.
♦ Then you can punch deal with rude customers in any way you wish!
♦ The food and drinks are awesome.
♦ Uniforms are required, no exceptions.
♦ HAVE FUN

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS THE SEVENTH POT I HAD TO RETURN! ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN MY HANDS OFF...!!?

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense. If your hands are burning, you're obviously not practicing kitchen safety. You only have yourself to blame as usual.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi. Gimme a break already. Women are made to be in the freakin' kitchen, not men.

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
But many great chefs just happen to be men. I don't see why you can't pull yourself up to their standards.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nine times out of ten, they're probably gay chefs.

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
See, you're already succeeding in that regard.

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
You did not just give me a back-handed gay comment.

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[OM NOM stuffing herself with strawberry cake]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'SFORTHEMONEYIT'SFORTHEMONEY--

Going back to get that order right for the eighth time]

[identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[RETURNING... He has gotten right this time through sheer dumb luck... or experience! Let's call it both!]

[identity profile] reiner-rubin.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[AWESOME.]

... This is much better. Thank you.