It's not your first time in here. You and THE DOCTOR have been having wonderful adventures in this poorly Photoshop filtered time and space traveling contraption once, twice, maybe a few more times than that. But today is a day of DOWNTIME. Meaning you'll just be chilling in some corner of this police box or in your case, be APATHETIC AND GLOOMY.
You remember the Doctor mentioning the two human matesprits who traveled with him. Not like you actually care, but it's weird how they conveniently not show up when you're with the goofy Time Lord. You think by now you'd run into at least one of them. It's only logical after all.
That or you could just listen to the Doctor babble on about hats or cartoon related pins or something. You're 0kay with that too.
That can be fixed. If there's one thing I hate, it's people who walk around with the wrong definitions of things. I used to carry around a dictionary just for that purpose-- they give the wrong meaning, and I'd smack them in the face with knowledge.
Not literal smacking, of course. Unless they were trying to kill me, and then maybe there was actual smacking.
Humans are a magnificent species in their seemingly insignificance. No one ever takes them seriously, you know. They look at them and think, "Who are these people? With their brittle bones and their pink skin. They're nothing!"
But, oh no. They're more than that. Because they carry something that most species have abandoned long ago.
[ You don't reply since you're just waiting for him to continue and you're not sure you care much about humans to really interject this kinda cool sounding informative speech. Well, cool to anyone else, but you. You probably aren't caring. ]
when we began 0ur sgrub sessi0n i used the st0ne head 0f a fr0g t0 pr0t0type with the kernelsprite needed f0r the game and f0r 0ur crucial vict0ry against the dersite king and queen and then i pr0t0yped myself s0 in simpler terms i c0mbined my gh0stly self with a fr0g sprite and then i p0ssessed this r0b0tic b0dy later
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Not literal smacking, of course. Unless they were trying to kill me, and then maybe there was actual smacking.
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Lesson one: It's cool.
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y0ur fascinati0n with this human h0liday is weird
then again y0u seem t0 have a fascinati0n with humans in general
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But, oh no. They're more than that. Because they carry something that most species have abandoned long ago.
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is that why y0u keep 0ne 0r tw0 ar0und at times
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ribbit
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I'm sorry, but did you just ribbit? Again.
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the ribbits are just a mild side effect
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and then i pr0t0yped myself
s0 in simpler terms i c0mbined my gh0stly self with a fr0g sprite and then i p0ssessed this r0b0tic b0dy later
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> Aradia: JUDGE HIM WITH GREAT PREJUDICE.
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