Ah... Ha. Ha. [The laugh is weak with this one because Gus dear, you have NO idea...]

I wouldn't compliment her TOO freely. [Berna would gush and try to gobble him up and just... Grandma, don't, just because you LOOK young doesn't mean shit...!!

Shuddering off the thought, the sight of his bruised and damaged arms gives Iona a cause for concern.]

Oh gosh, how'd those get beat up?? Are you gonna need first aid??