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sweethymns2014-12-12 01:45 pm
formidable) wrote in sweethymns2014-12-12 01:45 pm
1.) Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
2.) Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
3.) My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
4.) I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
5.) [ Feel free to send him a text instead! ]
2.) Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
3.) My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
4.) I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
5.) [ Feel free to send him a text instead! ]
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow.
1) I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
2) You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
3) You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
4) your choice!
2) You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
3) You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
4) your choice!
hey are you jealous? you and I can go drinkin anytime yknow
well I don't get to celebrate it often. Hard to keep track of it
I don't really. I lucked out this time
also so you don't want to know about my bad decision
sexcision
also so you don't want to know about my bad decision
sexcision
wait so am I or am I not over the line
I'm confused
I'm confused
1. We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
2. Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
3. i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
4. When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
5. Or text her!
2. Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
3. i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
4. When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
5. Or text her!
Either that means I must have tipped them very well for their services, or I was really stingy last night.
Either way, wonder what it says about us if we've got that being our highlight of the night?
Either way, wonder what it says about us if we've got that being our highlight of the night?
So is it a flaw in the design if it's troublesome to use when you're drunk?
I'm wondering how I got roped in to dragging a total stranger out of a strip club in the first place.
Stick with me and life starts to become something of an adventure. Just hope you don't mind a couple of bumps along the ride.
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