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[formidable]

Premise Okeanos has been conquered a long while ago and yet there is yet ANOTHER observed irregularity in the middle of the ocean. The waters are eerily calm, the sky is clear with only a few white clouds dotting the sky. There is no land in sight. What is there instead, but a titan of a cruise ship full of luxuries such as fully furnished bedrooms, an indoor waterpark, an equipped gym for exercise and sports, an industrial kitchen with a stocked cabinet of food supplies, a ballroom, a mini-golf course, bowling... And more! The Servants of Chaldea aren't slackers by any means, but a little more fun can't hurt, right? But maybe this time around, things won't be as straightforward as it seems... "Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc. This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario. A) Waku Waku Splash! A certain child king has brought it upon himself to deck out the indoor swimming pool with his own personal touches so everyone can have an exciting and enjoyable experience. There's a current pool, a wave pool, a HUGE water slide, and even pools for diving and racing. You know what this means! Swimsuits! There are rules in place to keep the peace and one of them is of particular note. "Troublemakers will be banned from Waku Waku if they are caught misbehaving, disturbing and/or be harassing our female guests. The following guests have been banned:" Archer (Gilgamesh - Adult) Archer (David) Saber (Gawain) Saber (Fergus mac Róic) Lancer (Fionn mac Cumhaill) Lancer (Cu Chulainn) Lancer (Leonidas) Berserker (Spartacus) Caster (Merlin) Caster (Mozart) Rider (Blackbeard) "Thank you and have a nice day. If you have questions for the management and want to protest your ban please talk to Heracles." Honestly, it really is up to you whether you take this ban list seriously or not... B) Fate/Grand Blue This is your more general SOL prompt. Have a walk around the beautiful cruise ship. Enjoy the blue sky! Maybe do some fishing. Raid the fridge or wait until the Kitchen Moms of Chaldea create a fantastic spread for everyone. Reenact that scene from the Titanic (except the boat sinking part). There's a karaoke machine in one of the lounges that might be fun to do! C) A Study in Ocean Blue SPECIAL EVENT A body has been found in the ballroom! The poor deceased man looks as if he was the captain of the ship. There may be several clues littered around the ballroom and into the captain's quarters that may lead to an answer! Or not? Make sure the body doesn't disappear and don't run into ghosts on the bottom floors of the ship if you try to solve this mystery! (For this prompt, feel free to write the mystery any way you want! Comedy option is that the body disappears, serious option, it was ghosts.) E) Fatal Battle!? Something sinister and monstrous this way comes. The more keen-eyed and alert Servants may have noticed a presence that has marked this oceanic singularity as a threat and it comes in the form of a titanic Water Dragon. The cruise ship trembles as the beast approaches, angry that its territory has been invaded. Hopefully, our more skilled Riders will take the wheel and navigate around it safely, but it's up to you to subdue the dragon and try not to get swallowed whole, there's a whole other level inside and maybe valuable mats and a Grail!?. Good luck with your Boss Battle! Basic Guidlines ➢ In the subject line or in your opening thread, please say if you're opting in or out for spoilers! ➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU. ➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please! ➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go! ➢ A high seas adventure...?

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[nozart]

[ Oh Sanson, ever off-kilter about something. Take a page from Mozart's book regarding the benefits of impropriety: the less social graces one has to shoulder, the lighter their footsteps become.

Speaking of light, though. Mozart collides with Sanson precisely at the moment when he's enjoying a balancing act along the edge of the nearest pool; feet bisected along slippery concrete, the musician hobbles, wobbles, wavers—

—and pitches himself sideways, right into the water. RIP.


Cue a steady stream of curses in Mozart's mother tongue. Someone cover the children's ears. ]

1/2

[painalty]

[It is only at this point that Sanson realizes that the person he bumped into was Mozart, and he hurriedly scrambles backward...leaving Mozart to topple into the pool.

Sorry bro.]

Amadeus?!

I literally woke up this morning and realized "wait would Sanson even understand"

[painalty]

[And then Mozart starts swearing up a storm. Mon Dieu, what a potty mouth. Typical. What little concern Sanson has for Mozart evaporates away.

He spreads his arms as he proceeds to lecture the poor hapless composer...without even extending a helping hand. Sanson can be Terrible.]

There are children here, have you no shame?

[Sanson had a German friend called Schmidt who he played music with, he may have learned what some of Mozart's babble means from him.]

LMFAO poor sanson learning the worst words from his tomos... save him

[nozart]

Point me in the direction of an Austrian child, and then I'll apologize!

[ He won't (he'd probably teach them the benefits of colorful insults), but that's not important. What's important is dragging himself out of the pool, which he manages with Some Difficulty— long limbs bogged down by layers of fabric, Mozart looks like a black-and-purple swamp monster. ]

I'd think you're the one that owes me an apology! [ Petty Dot Com ]

HE MAY BE EVIL BUT AT LEAST HE HAS STANDARDS!!!

[painalty]

[Sanson mentally goes over the list of children he found at Waku Waku. Oh well, Mozart did have a point, but what if some of them had been learning Mozart's mother tongue?

Finally Sanson relents and extends a hand with a huff. He's not exactly thrilled, but at least he has a heart in there somewhere.]

Fine! I'm sorry. But you shouldn't even be here!

[nozart]

[ A half-second passes where Mozart contemplates being even more petty and pulling Sanson into the water with him... but it comes and goes. That's a headache Mozart doesn't feel like dealing with.

So he takes the executioner's hand (he's always just a little disarmed by the strength of those fingers) and rights himself, dripping puddles onto wet concrete. ]

Says who, exactly? In my opinion, I haven't done anything to deserve punishment! [ Under his breath: ] Not this time around, at least.

[painalty]

[Years of wielding the enormous executioner's sword will do that to one's fingers. And in between that he manages to find time to play the violin. Not to mention, despite being shorter by a touch, Sanson is the more solidly built one.

LBR if Mozart yanked Sanson into the pool, Sanson would not hesitate to fight back. By possibly dunking Mozart's head into the water to cool him off.

Anyway, Sanson is dripping considerably less now, probably from being out in the sun and out of a pool, but after letting go of Mozart's hand, he turns around and gestures for Mozart to follow him.]

Then why don't you plead your case while we look for towels?

[He's not a lawyer, but all right, he'll hear the man out.]

[nozart]

[ Strength E VS Strength D. It's evident who would win in an arm-wrestling match, so Mozart wisely refrains from attempting to fight insult with brawn.

Still, he pulls a face. The sound his wet boots make over smooth tiles is far from musical. ]

Playing judge, jury, and executioner? Please, we're here for a break— haven't you heard?

[ His tone here implies that he's exhausted just thinking about it. What a diva. ]

If you must know, I was just listening to people's heartbeats. As if that's enough for me to be labeled a deviant!

[painalty]

I never knew what it was like to play the judge or the jury. This will be a new experience for me.

[Is he being snarky and joking around? GASP. His mood is improving and he has stashed his hands into his pockets.]

Now, how did you listen to their heartbeats, and why?

[MOZART YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. HAVE YOU BEEN PRESSING YOUR EAR TO PEOPLE'S CHESTS.]

[nozart]

[ Doth Mozart's ears betray him?? Was that... a joke, from Sanson????

Mozart gapes for a half-second, before righting himself to neutral. Behind Sanson, he starts shedding parts: first his sash, then his gloves, then his neckpiece. ]

Well, I was writing a new piece. "Minuet for Complicated Bowel Movements."

[ uh ]

As for how, you know very well how. I have the keenest ears in all of Chaldea!

[painalty]

[Enjoy that joke from Sanson because they only drop once in a blue moon. At the mention of Mozart's new minuet, Sanson just claps a hand to his forehead.]

Mon Dieu, Amadeus. I cannot understand your...your fascination with the human excretory functions.

[Still, that gives him a clue as to how Mozart tracked down heartbeats, his keen hearing notwithstanding.]

[nozart]

[ Don't get into this discussion with him, Sanson... you'll regret it...

As easy as breathing, as immediate as a call-and-answer: ]

Why not? Saint or sinner, king or pauper, we all shit.

[ oh my god ]

It's as constant as a metronome, and besides—

—it's funny. [ nnnnnoooOOOOooooOOoooOOOOOoooooo ]

[painalty]

[Many regrets are had. Way too many regrets. After briefly pinching the bridge of his nose, Sanson brings his hand away to gesture in a very businesslike manner.]

I know it's something every person does. [Don't lecture a doctor on these things, Mozart. Sanson hardly smiles to begin with, and he's not about to do it while discussing poop with a pervert-slash-manchild.] And it's not funny. A person's bathroom habits [UGH HE'S SO STUCK UP AND PRIM AND PROPER ABOUT THESE THINGS.] say a lot about their health.