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cʜᴀʟᴅᴇᴀ pʜᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴍ 3 [OPEN POST]
 Okeanos has been conquered a long while ago and yet there is yet ANOTHER observed irregularity in the middle of the ocean. The waters are eerily calm, the sky is clear with only a few white clouds dotting the sky. There is no land in sight. What is there instead, but a titan of a cruise ship full of luxuries such as fully furnished bedrooms, an indoor waterpark, an equipped gym for exercise and sports, an industrial kitchen with a stocked cabinet of food supplies, a ballroom, a mini-golf course, bowling... And more! The Servants of Chaldea aren't slackers by any means, but a little more fun can't hurt, right? But maybe this time around, things won't be as straightforward as it seems... "Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc. This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario. A) Waku Waku Splash! A certain child king has brought it upon himself to deck out the indoor swimming pool with his own personal touches so everyone can have an exciting and enjoyable experience. There's a current pool, a wave pool, a HUGE water slide, and even pools for diving and racing. You know what this means! Swimsuits! There are rules in place to keep the peace and one of them is of particular note. Archer (Gilgamesh - Adult) Archer (David) Saber (Gawain) Saber (Fergus mac Róic) Lancer (Fionn mac Cumhaill) Lancer (Cu Chulainn) Lancer (Leonidas) Berserker (Spartacus) Caster (Merlin) Caster (Mozart) Rider (Blackbeard) "Thank you and have a nice day. If you have questions for the management and want to protest your ban please talk to Heracles." Honestly, it really is up to you whether you take this ban list seriously or not... B) Fate/Grand Blue This is your more general SOL prompt. Have a walk around the beautiful cruise ship. Enjoy the blue sky! Maybe do some fishing. Raid the fridge or wait until the Kitchen Moms of Chaldea create a fantastic spread for everyone. Reenact that scene from the Titanic (except the boat sinking part). There's a karaoke machine in one of the lounges that might be fun to do! C) A Study in Ocean Blue A body has been found in the ballroom! The poor deceased man looks as if he was the captain of the ship. There may be several clues littered around the ballroom and into the captain's quarters that may lead to an answer! Or not? Make sure the body doesn't disappear and don't run into ghosts on the bottom floors of the ship if you try to solve this mystery! (For this prompt, feel free to write the mystery any way you want! Comedy option is that the body disappears, serious option, it was ghosts.) E) Fatal Battle!? The more keen-eyed and alert Servants may have noticed a presence that has marked this oceanic singularity as a threat and it comes in the form of a titanic Water Dragon. The cruise ship trembles as the beast approaches, angry that its territory has been invaded. Hopefully, our more skilled Riders will take the wheel and navigate around it safely, but it's up to you to subdue the dragon ➢ In the subject line or in your opening thread, please say if you're opting in or out for spoilers! ➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU. ➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please! ➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go! ➢ A high seas adventure...? |
PRETTY MUCH...Robin would probably rather be an idiot than a duke
No more dunking, of course. He's well aware that Robin now has an ace up his sleeve next time Sanson tries anything funny. (Even if he's mostly doing it in retaliation. Mostly.)]
Right.
[His tone of voice is not only deadpan, but also...tired. Sanson braces his chin on his hand, and his elbow on his knee, before sighing and meeting Robin's eyes.]
After trying to make me have fun and relax, [Sanson is never going to admit that maybe their shenanigans might have helped.] are you happy now?
[DOES ROBIN REGRET THIS.]
100% yes, but sanson can be the duke bc they can't be equal ground
He does regret saying he's never done that and is glad Sanson is enough of a prude that he doesn't want to talk about it and wants to move on. He almost made a Huge Mistake. Opening up to a lord. Shudder to think.
He'd much rather just keep his ace. Robin's arms rest on his legs and he's hunched over them when Sanson finally has the nerve to look him in the eye.]
Was that what I was trying to do? [Yeah. Good. Play dumb. That always works.]
Well, I know you won't be dunking me any time soon, will you?
THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE, GROSS
But Sanson's face lightens. It may be hard to tell if he's genuinely loosening up or if he's putting up a front. Sometimes his smile seems to make people think that he's pondering the best way to chop their heads off.]
Oh, no. [He says it offhandedly. Then out of nowhere:] There are other ways to make you suffer.
TOO FAMILIAR!!! and u made it real i'm so proud
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there are.
[ASK LIZ. Or Billy. Or BB. Or Lip. Or Red Archer. Or like, literally anybody Robin talks to.]
I'm sure you'd love to test them out but remember this is a vacation, huh? I know you enjoy your work, but you should put the torture thing to the side while we're here. Maybe Marie will let you dunk her.
I only learned from the best
Sanson rolls his eyes. If he even tried to dunk Marie, d'Eon and Mozart would exact vengeance for her. Doesn't really help that d'Eon is strong for a shorty and Mozart has class advantage. He'd really rather dunk Mozart instead, as that would be a lot more satisfying.
Furthermore, who said he enjoyed his work? Who says he enjoyed torturing people who got on the wrong side of the law?]
Maybe you should take your own advice and loosen up. I wasn't referring to my work!
[More like he's referring to messing with Robin.]
who dat
It might be fun to dunk Mozart. The only time Sanson and Robin might outwardly agree on something if either of them would mention it.
I mean he WANTED MARIE TO CLIMAX???]Compared to you? I'm as loose as a rich man's wallet on his belt in a crowd.
[Robin what kind of metaphor...]
Making me suffer isn't some newly discovered past-time of yours now, is it?
YOU, OF COURSE???
Maybe Sanson should mention it.
ALSO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, THAT'S HISTORY, LITERALLYHe would talk about the type of rich man who keeps his wallet loose on a belt in a crowd but nah. Let Robin have his weird metaphors, because this time, it's Sanson's turn to play dumb.]
I don't know, is barging into my business your newly discovered past-time?
NO WAAAAAAAAY
Haha. Not even if I was paid a million quid.
[... Wait. Maybe if he was paid a million he might do it. That's a lot of money. He laces his hands behind his head, looking skyward.]
Make that a thousand. I wouldn't do it for a thousand.
YES WAY
[His retort is swift and delivered with a flat expression. Typical of Robin to barge into someone's business for a thousand and one quid.
IRREDEEMABLE INDEED.
Yet Sanson is prepared for Robin continuing to play dumb. Two can play this game because they're both dumb.]
but how can i be the best if u are
Or just being a general pain in the ass to the doctor.]
That wasn't barging into your business. I was entertaining myself.
[By barging into his business. Physical business.]
But if you wanted to pay me a thousand quid for it, I'd gladly take it off your hands.
What if I tagged you on BS with Sanson trying to drag Robin away from the bar (hangover remedy time)
EXCUSE HIM. He'd rather go through another childish underwater fight than that, probably.]
So, after I apparently entertained you, I [A gesture toward himself with a flick of his thumb toward his chest.] also have to pay you. [Then he points toward Robin.]
That's like seeing a show and then expecting the actors to pay you.
then ur DOUBLE THE BEST he'll use sanson for balance
Robin merely begins to tug off his drenched shirt, finally bothered by the way it's clinging to his form uncomfortably.]
You can afford to spare some, right? You're a doctor.
[About that third underwater fight...]
Sanson stayed sober for this wow
Yeah, he's itching to just grab Robin and the chair he's on and hurl both of them into the pool. But really, that's not going to be very successful. And with their shirts off, they're seemingly ready if a Round 3 were to break out between them. (Someone should ban them already for all their shenanigans.)]
First of all, just because I'm a doctor doesn't automatically mean I'm rich. [Many of the people they treated were poor and couldn't afford to pay the Sansons.] Second, do you really think the Throne of Heroes brings me back as a Servant with a bag of money somehow?
[He's a Servant now. Servants don't have money!!! Unless Guda gives them a QP allowance.]
he can use it as ammo later but WHERE IS MY HANGOVER REMEDY THREAD
Sanson would probably wallow in his new ban and blame Robin the whole time. To be fair, half would actually be his fault but]
It can bring people back from the dead and from any point in time. Summoning a bag of money seems like child's play in comparison, doesn't it?
[EVEN ROBIN HAS MONEY. A small bit of money. How else will he get his frat rings?]
Then they'd be even
[Robin's priorities. Frat rings. Sanson doesn't even wear any jewelry, on the other hand.]
what are dropped threads austy
It's worth a shot.
[HAHA ARCHER JOKES HAHA.]
I'm seriously surprised nobody has tried it yet.
Can you eat them
[Sanson is not impressed by your archer puns!!!
Also he's not about to make any assassin puns right back because most of them usually turn out morbid.]
important questions
[Not love. Not friendship. None of that nonsense.
NOT PUNS, EITHER. Assassin or archer or otherwise.]
I think our Master would be pretty happy if it worked and Saint Quartz was the spill.
VERY IMPORTANT like where is my saint quartz
[In reality, Robin is kind of right. But really, how can money make the world go round if said world disintegrates?
The mention of Saint Quartz does give Sanson pause. He smooths out his hair - with very little success, considering that although it's dry, it's also stiff from the pool water, not to mention messy as usual - and blinks.]
I can't deny that our Master would be pleased with finding a way to actually summon Saint Quartz.