cʜᴀʟᴅᴇᴀ pʜᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴍ 4 [OPEN POST]

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Premise There is a lull to be sure even in Chaldea where work is continually being done in order to restore human history. But the work is important, as it is dangerous and even the Servants and their Master need to recover from the various types of combat situations they find themselves in. So sure, lull it is, but it's honestly never a dull day in Chaldea. With Servants like these? Impossible. "Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc. This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario within the presented setting. A) Oh Nooooooo Nurse! You just came back from gathering materials or a particularly nasty battle (curse those wyverns)! The infirmary is there for Servants and Master to rest in although they better hope that a certain vigilant nurse isn't there to meet them. Trying to heal those cuts and burns are the least of your worries when amputation is the cure. Better hope some of the other Servants with healing skills are there instead! In the meanwhile, the infirmary is stocked with all the basic first aid, medicine, and even vitamin gummies. Yum! B) FOUVASION...! How's our furry friend been doing? How adorable, Fou's been running in the hallway. And seen in the kitchen. And then the training room. And then behind that plant. And under the bed. And then on the ceiling. And then a giant Fou-kun in the hall... Uh oh. Maybe one of the Casters have gone hog wild in cloning our best runner. Chaldea is filling up to the brim with Fou!! What do you do!? C) Wildcard What it says on the tin. Basic Guidlines ➢ In the subject line or in your opening thread, please say if you're opting in or out for spoilers! ➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU. ➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please! ➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go! ➢ It's another lighthearted day in Chaldea...

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[robindarich]

[After all that trouble she went through to touch them, she chooses his hair. Over fluffy ears.]

You and me both.

[She's done trying to touch them, right? What's done is done. She's seen his ears and touched them and there's nothing he can do about it. Continuing to be angry about it isn't going to solve anything either.

Doesn't mean he'll suddenly STOP being annoyed, though.

Not even Sen saying she'll make it up to him. His mouth opens to say "forget it", his hand lifting to wave her off.

But he's being dragged into a lap and his head is laying on her chest. There's nothing there. He's quick to grab her shoulders and try pushing her away.]

Hey! What're you doing?! I can walk! I'm not tired!

[hoasen]

[Because his hair is still soft okay. Cute Robin hair.

AND EXCUSE DON'T MAKE HER HIT HIM IN THE BOOB. It's time to keep moving, so off they go, with him her arms and his obvious protesting, which okay, she expected.

But she still manages to keep a firm hold of him as he's pushing her away.]

But you fell...? [DOESN'T HE WANT TO REST FROM THAT.]

[robindarich]

[He's about to fall again if he keeps pushing at her. After giving her an incredulous look, as if he hasn't fought in battles and gotten stabbed and beaten and everything else??

He just covers his face and groans. Not in pleasure, this time around.]

Out of everything that's happened, that's at the bottom of the list of "Things That I Would Rather Have Not Happened Today."

[hoasen]

[Stop pushing and let her succeed! And as if that wouldn't stop her fretting. She'd fret over him for that too. Stop getting injured! Unless by her hand.

Also, that groan and facepalm are different. Thus, she is able to tell the difference and knows that someone happened to like the ear scratches.]

Clearly. But sometimes, what's best for you is not something you like. [Wow, look at her try again. But even then, she's not at all forceful, and her tone is still soft.] No one is here but you and me, Robin.

[robindarich]

[WHY IS HE ONLY ALLOWED TO BE INJURED BY HER HAND!!!

Don't lecture him like he's a kid. He knows that and he knows himself better than anyone, okay? He's made sure of that. He's made sure he's the only person who knows himself. And if someone knew Robin as more, you'd be pretty damn special.

And he knows it's just the two of them, too. His Servant sensing abilities are pretty useful... he can't believe he's using it make sure he isn't caught with ears and tail.]

Well, I'm grateful for that. You were pretty loud, earlier.

[hoasen]

[BECAUSE she can't blame herself now, can she :)

Also too bad, he's getting lectured. She may spoil Robin from time to time, but he's also bad to himself (hah) so he needs to be STERNLY TAKEN CARE OF as well. Until maybe one day he stops thinking of himself as trash.

Also...dammit he's right.]

!!!! I...wasn't that loud.

[...Well.]

[robindarich]

[Yeah, it's true. Just blame his dumb, trash ass.

He doesn't like being spoiled but he does. He's bad to himself maybe because she's good to him. He absolutely needs to be taken care of because he's a mess as much as he's put together.

And he's also right, sometimes. In this case, yes.]

You definitely were. I had to cover your mouth, didn't I? You practically yelled out for the entire facility to come find me at my exact location. After I was trying pretty damn hard to avoid everyone for as long as possible.

Until these went away.

[The end of his fluff tail twitches behind him.]

[hoasen]

[Okay she'll blame him--wait.

So she spoils him a lot because guess who has worse self-criticism than she does. That's right. Him. Someone has to do it. Before he hurts himself. It's taking some time to convince him, however.

AND WOW.]

I was shocked, but that's why I took us to a hiding place immediately. If we remained there, you would've been caught.

...[His tail is twitching it's so cute--]

If you don't like them...[Oops she reached out to touch his ear again.] then let's find a way to get rid of them. Why wait?

[robindarich]

[It will continue taking a lot more time, unfortunately. Who knows if he'll ever break?

Reflexively, he smacks her hand away and breathes hard. As if the idea of her only brushing the appendage already has his heart racing. NO!!! TOUCH!!!!]

Sorry to say, but I've already tried everything I can think of to get rid of them.

[That doesn't involve other people. Or cutting them off because that will be very painful if he's this sensitive to small touches.

Miserable again at his new fate, he buries his face in his hands and groans.]

I'm going to be stuck like this forever. Uuuuugh...

[hoasen]

[Maybe if she beats him up (wait).

He's...flustered?! And then frustrated judging how he just hides his face, groaning. She opts to rub his back this time.]

If it's some kind of magic, curse, then one just needs to lift it. So, we find out how it happened. Do not worry, I will help you.

[robindarich]

[Love. Hurts...

He doesn't smack her away but he doesn't know how to feel about being comforted, either.

At this point, he could probably use the help because he'll be too busy hiding from view if they have to leave this room.]

I figured you might if I had asked. [Saves him for asking. Sagging, his hands drag down his face.]

Well, I have an idea of who might be behind it. The ears and tail look pretty familiar, don't you think?

[hoasen]

[It sure does when you're the most stubborn!! ROBIN!!!

Just deal with it and be comforted, really.

But there, finally, he's agreed to have some help. Since she's sure he would've argued against for longer if not for his dignity.] Good, because I would've stopped asking later and just do it. [Oh.]

Anyway, they really look like Fou! I thought the Fous were all over you at first!

[robindarich]

[WHAT DIGNITY

Yeah. He had a feeling she would do that, too. That's why he was attempting to ESCAPE.]

Hah. At this point, I wouldn't mind that.

[He'd welcome it, actually.]

Why am I the only one going through this, huh? Why don't you have ears and a tail like this?

[hoasen]

[THAT SLIVER THAT KIND OF EXISTS.]

Oh? Well, I suppose you do like cute animals. [Heh.

And...she pats her own hair, trying to figure out why she has no ears.]

I am unsure. Were you bitten by a Fou?

[robindarich]

[What does that mean? He has made sure nobody has caught him playing with small animals because they're cute. HE IS VERY CAUTIOUS AND DILIGENT ABOUT IT.

His brow furrows but he doesn't deny or confirm it...]

Not that I know of.

[He begins checking himself for any bite marks, turning his forearms and checking his hands.]

I did have a pile of them on me earlier...

[hoasen]

[Nope, people talk. A lot of people know, Robin...

A pile of Focus... suspicious.]

Then, if they didn't bite or claw you by accident... Perhaps an allergic reaction to their fur?

[robindarich]

[Fuck. He'll never be cool now.]

This is a bit extreme when it comes to allergic reactions. [sigh] I think this is some kind of dumb prank made by a Caster and I was unfortunate enough to be a part of. I'm just hoping they'll get tired of it soon.

[Maybe if he stops caring, it'll wear off. Pranksters usually just want a reaction.

Yeah, fuck it. Who cares? Not him. He's so uncaring, he won't even react if she wants to touch his tail or ears again.]

[hoasen]

[FOCUS, ROBIN, FOCUS!]

Which Caster would have it out for you, I wonder? [Never mind that in her med-assistant get up now, she's a caster.]

But perhaps that is it. Maybe, you should show that if you're not ignoring them, you're confident enough to enjoy them? How do they say. "Rock them"?

[Modern language, man.]

[robindarich]

I can name a couple.

[Pink fox Caster. Always. He has it out for her, too. But he was mainly thinking this has something do with Merlin.

He blinks at her a couple times before his shoulders sag. He thought the French Queen was bad at modern language...

"Wh-whassup!! Homies!!!" He would hear her greet people like that, sometimes.]

There's no way in hell I can enjoy this or even rock them. The less I acknowledge it, the better. Even if someone stumbles into this room and sees me, I'll just pretend they don't exist.

[hoasen]

[Considering Fous and Merlins are connected...probably. Most likely. And there were rumours he can put dicks on girls so it's probably him.

Is Robin also judging her? She knows modern slang, okay! (No.) Still, the idea doesn't seem to be a hit.]

That is the most standard way. Just, no attention. No more hiding. Like what you did before.

[robindarich]

[Cock Wizard... they call him...

He might be judging a little but mostly he's wondering why these girls are so fascinated with modern slang. He folds his hands behind his head and lays on the ground, one leg crossing over the other.]

Yeah, yeah. I guess if everyone reacted the way you did, it'd be fine. As long as they didn't jump on me...

[Or fiddled with his ears. Or pulled his tail.

Okay, maybe if they didn't react the way she did.]

[hoasen]

[Cock Wizard...well, that or Cock Robin, which is better.

SHE KNOWS HE'S JUDGING. She tried...and it's all from the magic of Internet. Now that he's laying down and just chilling, she leans over, curious at how he's doing.]

You're saying I overreacted, no?

[Jumped him, pulled his tail, petted his ears...she still dragged him away to save him?]

[robindarich]

[THAT'S NOT ROBIN HOOD'S NAME. It's his bird and it's a real thing.

Although he can feel her hovering over him, he keeps his eyes closed. Acting like he doesn't care here, hello.

Regardless his lips pull upwards just a smidge.]

What gave you that idea?

[hoasen]

[YEAH WELL BIRD IS CUTER THAN ROBIN!!!!

Look at this chook, being all cool! GOD. He's amused, she can tell. So she pokes him in the chest. Lightly.]

How you kept stopping me from petting your ears.

[robindarich]

[I AGREE???????

There's a small grunt and he pushes her hand away, gently. Why does everyone ignore the concept of personal space why]

Aha, well, there was a reason for that besides whatever reaction you had. Over or under.