cʜᴀʟᴅᴇᴀ pʜᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴍ 4 [OPEN POST]

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Premise There is a lull to be sure even in Chaldea where work is continually being done in order to restore human history. But the work is important, as it is dangerous and even the Servants and their Master need to recover from the various types of combat situations they find themselves in. So sure, lull it is, but it's honestly never a dull day in Chaldea. With Servants like these? Impossible. "Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc. This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario within the presented setting. A) Oh Nooooooo Nurse! You just came back from gathering materials or a particularly nasty battle (curse those wyverns)! The infirmary is there for Servants and Master to rest in although they better hope that a certain vigilant nurse isn't there to meet them. Trying to heal those cuts and burns are the least of your worries when amputation is the cure. Better hope some of the other Servants with healing skills are there instead! In the meanwhile, the infirmary is stocked with all the basic first aid, medicine, and even vitamin gummies. Yum! B) FOUVASION...! How's our furry friend been doing? How adorable, Fou's been running in the hallway. And seen in the kitchen. And then the training room. And then behind that plant. And under the bed. And then on the ceiling. And then a giant Fou-kun in the hall... Uh oh. Maybe one of the Casters have gone hog wild in cloning our best runner. Chaldea is filling up to the brim with Fou!! What do you do!? C) Wildcard What it says on the tin. Basic Guidlines ➢ In the subject line or in your opening thread, please say if you're opting in or out for spoilers! ➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU. ➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please! ➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go! ➢ It's another lighthearted day in Chaldea...

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[ninanna]

[She leans up against him while pouting.]

Why don't you appreciate that? It's your style.

[robindarich]

[He turns his head away but doesn't shove her off. He's come to accept that Ishtar just doesn't care about personal space.]

Just because I'm forced into things it doesn't mean I like being a part of them.

[ninanna]

Do you hate this right now?

[She reaches up and decides to stroke his ears.]

[robindarich]

[Hate is a strong word.

He dislikes it. Mainly because it causes him to make sounds he would rather not escape into the world.]

Hng!

[Both hands fly up and cover his ears while he scowls towards Ishtar.]

Can you do one thing for me and stay in your own personal space?

[ninanna]

...Oh. Is it me you hate?

[Her smile quickly disappears. Her hands fall away from him, and she simply sets next to Robin while staring at him with cold ruby eyes.]

[robindarich]

[His silence doesn't mean she's right. It only means he doesn't want to admit he doesn't hate her. Though she threatened to kill him, forced him to join her on her floaty, and everything else she's put him through. Those forced situations she seems to think he likes so much.

He doesn't hate her.]

I can't hate a Goddess I've sworn fealty to, can I?

[ninanna]

You could, but it wouldn't be a particularly good idea. Then again you're not one for good ideas.

[Especially since the best way to handle Ishtar is to quickly placate her simplest desires and then ditching her before it gets too weird.

Robin can't seem to grasp that.]

[robindarich]

[He grasps it.

But he's in a MOOD because of EARS AND TAIL.]

You shouldn't throw rocks in a glass house, you know.

[ninanna]

A glass house? Had humans made glass houses after they separated themselves from their gods? Why would they want that?

[One: she's not getting the point. Two: HUMANS DEFECATE IN THEIR HOUSES WHY WOULD THEY WANT A HOUSE TO BE GLASS?????]

[robindarich]

[ISHTAR NO

Robin turns towards her again. Halfway.

Does she not know the saying? What's this discrepancy between being an All Mighty Deity and not knowing simple turn of phrase???]

No, it's a metaphor for── aah, nevermind. What about the pot calling the kettle black? Do you know that one?

[ninanna]

Are you trying to insult me?

[robindarich]

I'm asking you a question. Where the hell did you get I was insulting you?

[ninanna]

You're obviously implying things!

[robindarich]

It's not obvious! You're reading too much into it!

[ninanna]

There's nothing to read into! It's right there.

[robindarich]

[A bit fed up now, he flips over onto her. See how she likes having her personal space invaded.]

Listen to what I'm saying to you!

[ninanna]

[She hits the mattress with a thud. Her dark hair spills out like tendrils around her as her eyes stare up wide at him.]

What are you saying?

[robindarich]

[It's a very compromising position but right now he couldn't care less how she looks like a deer caught by the hunter.

Or that he's a lowly little human pinning down an actual Goddess. She's listening.]

Allow me to say it clearly: You're getting damn defensive and arguing with me for no bloody good reason.

[The heat leaves him with those words and he leans away from her and then shifts off the bed entirely.]

Jeez. It's pointless. Forget it. Yeah, I have bad ideas. Who doesn't?

[Case in point: HIS FURRY DILEMMA.]

[ninanna]

[What? No! That warmth and closeness... it's what she's been missing...

When he leaves her she turns over on her side. Away from him so he can't see her pouting.]

Sure... I'll be merciful and forget it.

[robindarich]

[He can't see it but he can hear it. He squints at her back.]

Yeah, thanks.

[What's wrong now...?]

Throwing rocks in a glass house means don't criticise people for your own short-comings. Not that humans built glasses houses. [He crosses his arms and sits on the edge of her bed again. She's had some bad ideas, too. He waves a hand and his tail seems to twitch in agitation behind him.]

But I wouldn't be surprised if someone took the saying literally and actually built a house made of glass.

[DON'T TALK ABOUT POOPING IN THEM, ISHTAR.]

[ninanna]

[No! As a goddess her ideas aren't bad! She's not wrong. It's the world around her that's wrong! Ishtar huffs a sigh, and reaches behind her to stroke that fluffy tail of his.]

It wouldn't be much of a home if it was glass. Homes are a little fortress for the humans that live in them, right? A glass house defies that idea. It offers little protection or privacy.

[She's derailing because she doesn't want to acknowledge being scolded.]

[robindarich]

[SPEAKING OF PRIVACY....

It's no use. He's snapped at her and told her to mind her space plenty of times but she just doesn't care. She does what she wants.

His tail twitched once but settles while he grumbles something under his breath and sighs.]

A home is a home, no matter what it looks like or what it is. We're past the day and age where homes are merely a little fortress. There are people in this world who don't care about privacy.

[CASE IN POINT.]

[ninanna]

[It's an absent minded motion. Something of comfort. She doesn't stroke that tail to actively bother him, but instead to soothe herself.]

Sounds silly.

[robindarich]

[He's letting her do it, either way.

After a while, it might even... feel... nice....

Robin shrugs.]

Aaaand some people don't have a home at all.

[ninanna]

That sounds more practical than a home you can just look or smash into. Or are you the type to resent not having a home?

[Ishtar turns to face him as her hands bring up the fluff of his tail so she can brush it on her cheeks. It's so soft...]