sweethymns | OPEN RP POST DEUX

This a post where I'll RP anything with you and that means ANYTHING. ~~Except smut because I suck at that~~ Got a scenario in mind? I'LL DO IT. Here's some prompts below to help get things moving along if you don't have an idea to play out. The prompts are just prompts, if you have something specific, just let me know either at

sweethymns or my AIM (rainsweets). Have at it!

➢ 01. AMUSEMENT PARK: Disneyland? Knotts Berry Farm? Six Flags? A made up amusement park with knockoff characters? Who cares, let's just ride that roller coaster or that giant swing ride!
➤ 02. PARK: Benches, trees, grass, maybe a lake and a basketball or volleyball court.
➢ 03. SNOWY DAY: Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful... or the level of snowfall can be any you wish! Light or heavy, there's going to be some winter related activities somewhere.
➤ 04. DINER: I love food, I really, really, really love food. And so do muses if they like to eat too! This diner seems to have a very HUGE menu with a large variety of dishes! Let's bond over food stuffs!
➢ 05. SICK DAY: Either your muse or my muse is sick. Who's taking care of who?
➤ 06. SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN: Our characters are stuck in a closet and can't get out until there is some kissing, so they better make good use of those seven minutes... DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.
➢ 07. SCHOOL: High school never ends! Or any type of schooling really. So whether it's in class or in the gym, let's try to endure mandatory education!
➤ 08. SURVIVAL HORROR: That old mansion/creepy town/underground science lab/zombie infested city ain't going to be survived by itself. Grab your medicinal herbs and shotguns, let's survive the horror.
➢ 09. WILDCARD: Let's make up shit.

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You wanna enchant my sword? [ Must... resist... that's what she said joke... ]

Sure, why the hell not?

[Good because no sex jokes are allowed during this trip. ~~And honestly, it went over her head at that moment.~~]

It's settled then.

[We're gonna stab the HELL out of this tree.]

[ You are no fun :|

buuut he draws his sword, and steps in front of her. He'll take point, thanks. ]

Y'know I never thought I'd find a bona fide witch out here playin' lumberjack.

[EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THAT!!! Anyways, they step inside and most of the staff are asleep and wrapped up in the roots. Small white-blue blooms light up the building and Amelia even kneels down to examine one of them.]

I try not to make it a habit.

I'm not sure you could make the whole flannel look work for ya, anyway.

[ he peers over at one of the sleeping people, the suggestion of a frown creeping its way into his voice ] Well, that ain't creepy at all.

[You are a punny man; she rolls her eyes, but doesn't say anything until he remarks about the victims.]

They'll be absorbed into the demon in a few days if nothing is done. They've been pacified because of the flower pollen it produces.

Good thing I've never had allergies.

Not to make a stupid tree pun, but I think we should get to the root of the problem here.

That was incredibly bad.

But I'll take it.

I dunno what you're talkin' about. My sense of humor is golden.

Safe to assume that if the tree was a gift to the mayor, that the mayor's office is where we'll find our tree friend?

Yes, but somehow I'm not laughing.

Might as well start there and hopefully this will be over quick.

Just point the way, Red.

[ no, he is never going to stop calling her that ]

If you ever meet another person with prominent red hair, I wonder what nickname you'll give them.

[Can't call every redhead, "Red" after all!!]

I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

[ Though with his whole memory... thing, he'll probably call them "Red" anyway. ]

To be honest, I think you are the only person in recent memory to call me that though.

[It gets more tricky to get through the path of the office due to the fact that the tree roots make for a bumpy, bumpy path and even block entrances. But Amelia's hand glow green and she gives a light touch, causing them to shrivel.]

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[ he lets out a low whistle ]

Remind me to give you a call the next time I need ta do some gardening.

Lucky for you, I do like gardening. I can't grade papers all the time.

Does that mean I can get your phone number?

[ HE'S VERY CLEARLY JOKING ]

[And for once she gets it. Have a sort-of-not-really smile.]

I don't give that away for free.

And usually I don't cut down killer trees for free. How 'bout a trade?

I'll think about-- Ah, here's the office.

[She makes quick work of entrance with magic, but this time there's a groan as if someone or something is in pain.

And when the go inside, there's the body of a man sitting in the chair. His eyes are open, glowing white and blue. His limbs have turned into tree branches and more keep emerging from his abdomen, the origin of all the roots that were in the city to begin with.]

... This. This is not good. Not good at all.

[RIP Mister Mayor man, we didn't know you at all!]

[ He peers over her shoulder- fairly easy since he's 6'2"- and observes for a moment ]

I'm guessin' this isn't what you were expectin' to find.

I was hoping he was not quite dead, not mostly dead!

Uh-huh. Are we gonna stand here and have a quote-off of the Princess Bride or are we gonna do somethin'?

Alright, alright. Anyways, he's pretty much all dead at this point. The demon must have climbed into his body through the mouth.

[And then Tree Corpse begins to speak.]

You know us well, Emerald Witch.

Ugh.

[ Somewhere in there, he got out his bow and nocked an arrow. He's keeping it down out of sight behind Amelia. He doesn't know what good it'll do, but if it makes a move, he's hoping an arrow to the forehead will slow it the fuck down ]

And what am I, chopped liver?

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