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cʜᴀʟᴅᴇᴀ pʜᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴍ 3 [OPEN POST]
 Okeanos has been conquered a long while ago and yet there is yet ANOTHER observed irregularity in the middle of the ocean. The waters are eerily calm, the sky is clear with only a few white clouds dotting the sky. There is no land in sight. What is there instead, but a titan of a cruise ship full of luxuries such as fully furnished bedrooms, an indoor waterpark, an equipped gym for exercise and sports, an industrial kitchen with a stocked cabinet of food supplies, a ballroom, a mini-golf course, bowling... And more! The Servants of Chaldea aren't slackers by any means, but a little more fun can't hurt, right? But maybe this time around, things won't be as straightforward as it seems... "Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc. This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario. A) Waku Waku Splash! A certain child king has brought it upon himself to deck out the indoor swimming pool with his own personal touches so everyone can have an exciting and enjoyable experience. There's a current pool, a wave pool, a HUGE water slide, and even pools for diving and racing. You know what this means! Swimsuits! There are rules in place to keep the peace and one of them is of particular note. Archer (Gilgamesh - Adult) Archer (David) Saber (Gawain) Saber (Fergus mac Róic) Lancer (Fionn mac Cumhaill) Lancer (Cu Chulainn) Lancer (Leonidas) Berserker (Spartacus) Caster (Merlin) Caster (Mozart) Rider (Blackbeard) "Thank you and have a nice day. If you have questions for the management and want to protest your ban please talk to Heracles." Honestly, it really is up to you whether you take this ban list seriously or not... B) Fate/Grand Blue This is your more general SOL prompt. Have a walk around the beautiful cruise ship. Enjoy the blue sky! Maybe do some fishing. Raid the fridge or wait until the Kitchen Moms of Chaldea create a fantastic spread for everyone. Reenact that scene from the Titanic (except the boat sinking part). There's a karaoke machine in one of the lounges that might be fun to do! C) A Study in Ocean Blue A body has been found in the ballroom! The poor deceased man looks as if he was the captain of the ship. There may be several clues littered around the ballroom and into the captain's quarters that may lead to an answer! Or not? Make sure the body doesn't disappear and don't run into ghosts on the bottom floors of the ship if you try to solve this mystery! (For this prompt, feel free to write the mystery any way you want! Comedy option is that the body disappears, serious option, it was ghosts.) E) Fatal Battle!? The more keen-eyed and alert Servants may have noticed a presence that has marked this oceanic singularity as a threat and it comes in the form of a titanic Water Dragon. The cruise ship trembles as the beast approaches, angry that its territory has been invaded. Hopefully, our more skilled Riders will take the wheel and navigate around it safely, but it's up to you to subdue the dragon ➢ In the subject line or in your opening thread, please say if you're opting in or out for spoilers! ➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU. ➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please! ➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go! ➢ A high seas adventure...? |
NOOOOO I'M SO SORRY I wish I could give you a weekend
Anyway, Sanson compensated for jabbing Robin underwater by putting as much force as he could. It pays off. Besides, what else was he supposed to do when Robin was dunking him again? LET HIM?? HE WON'T LOSE!!!
After grabbing Robin, Sanson loops one arm around the archer's throat AS PAYBACK FOR THE HEADLOCK EARLIER, his blue eyes livid and his mouth in a tight, determined line. AND NOW WE'RE BACK TO SPLASHING AND FLAILING AFTER THE COMMERCIAL. It's splashing up above, and columns of bubbles below as Sanson tries to get his other arm around Robin's neck while kicking to keep himself from sinking farther down.]
i took one and was ver lazy __(:3\
The head-hunter going for the throat is far less ironic than Robin going for it. With his windpipe being pressed down on, it makes it more difficult to hold his breath like this. He wants nothing more than to gasp -- a natural instinct. One he fights and instead grabs Sanson's arms and tugs at to get him away from his throat, pushing away the other arm.
It's not working. He needs to do something else.
... He has an idea. He hates it, but it will definitely work.
With the last bit of breath he has held, he grabs at Sanson's swimtrunks with both hands.
And pulls down as hard as he can to depant the Assassin and get him to let go of his neck.]
AH, THAT IS WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR and I'm tagging this back first so Sanson can get his dignity bacK
OH FRICK.
He was not expecting that at all, so the moment his trunks go down (THANK GOODNESS THEY'RE UNDERWATER, HOPEFULLY NO ONE'S LOOKING TOO CLOSELY AT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE POOL RIGHT NOW), Sanson immediately relinquishes his grip on Robin. There's no question. He even yells out, his shout a gurgle accompanied by a stream of bubbles and hurriedly hitches his shorts back up. If Robin cares to see what happened, Sanson's face is even burning a fierce shade of red.
Yeah, he needs to breathe too, but he's not going to surface without any pants on!!!
He doesn't care about getting back at Robin. Once his dignity is back (ha), he's just going to swim up and maybe just race Robin back to the surface.]
LAUGHS INTO TEA
He still had to stoop to detrousering Sanson. He'll have to deal with that fact until he dies. Again. Despite the both of them being submerged, he can hear the yell/gurgle from what he's done. As soon as he's free, he's trying to get to the surface too. No looking back to see ANYTHING. OF SANSON'S.
The noodle he's been using is ditched so he can just swim to the edge of the pool, trying to catch his breath again once he reaches it. Partly to get away from Sanson before he retaliates in some other way. Who knows what he'll do after what Robin had done?
Actually, he's climbing out of the pool. He's going to try and make his escape before he's beheaded or something for pulling that.]
DON'T SPILL YOUR TEA
Sanson, on the other hand, will have to carry with him the terrible, terrible memory of Robin pulling his shorts down and SEEING MORE OF HIM THAN HE EVER CARED TO SHOW ANYONE. With his face still burning from the SHAME, he breaks the surface, gasping several times for breath and shaking his dripping bangs out of his face for the umpteenth time today. It doesn't even occur to him to get vengeance on Robin.
And he may or may not have discreetly checked to make sure his shorts are still on.
He does see Robin at the edge and climbing out of the pool, but he doesn't give chase. Instead, he wearily swims to the side as well, an annoyed, flustered look on his face, before getting out to sit on the nearest chair, leaving a trail of water behind him. Then he just...shrugs off his wet shirt.
Well, Sanson did say he would give anything to see the look on Robin's face when he pushed him again, but...not like this. And he's not going to say that. Instead, what he says is:]
...Using my Noble Phantasm on you would be a waste of energy and time, Robin Hood.
NEW TEA, NEW DAY
Imagining those shadows coming after him is a mildly terrifying nightmare so he's glad it's deemed too troublesome. He's not sorry for what he did, though. After all the crap that Sanson pulled and said, he had it coming.
He seems to be taking it pretty bad. He's surprised steam hasn't magically started coming from the top of his head with how red he had gotten. Still is.]
... It's good that you think so.
[He's staying a healthy ten feet away, regardless. Still dripping from his shirt because he hasn't removed his.]
Master might not be too happy about you murdering an Archer behind their back.
NEW DAY FOR OUR BOYS TO BE STUPID AGAIN??
Which they'll never talk about ever again.
AND OF COURSE SANSON WOULD BE TAKING IT PRETTY BAD. At least he never tried to yank Robin's trunks off!]
Hmph. Of course not. One never knows when a master saboteur like you will be useful. [He drapes his damp shirt over the back of the chair and proceeds to just...create a puddle under himself and the chair with how much he's dripping. Wow, did he even remember to bring a towel.] And I think you've demonstrated your skill well enough.
[Is that a compliment? MAYBE.]
THEY'RE ALWAYS STUPID
His job: getting Sanson OFF HIM.]
It took me pulling your pants off underwater for you to admit that, huh?
[It's
kind of funny. It's funny to see Sanson huff and continue blushing while he admits Robin is a master at anything. Especially after what just happened in the water. He won't laugh, but it was funny. He would never have thought Sanson would stoop to the levels that he did to get back at him.
Turns out the Assassin does know how to have a little bit of fun, in his own way.
Maybe it's because Robin does want to die or just doesn't care, he cuts that ten feet down to two and flops into a chair next to Sanson, throwing his arm over the back of it and gets comfortable as everyone continues about their day.]
You don't have to look so nervous, milord. I don't think anybody saw you at your most vulnerable.
This is true SMH AT THEM!!!
No, but they'll hear about it if you keep talking about it! [Still flustered, he glances around quickly to check if anyone else heard. So far, they didn't pay the two stooges fresh out of the pool and their childish antics any mind. That causes him to breathe out a sigh of relief before he can stop himself.
He doesn't comment on Robin getting closer. At least it made for more comfortable conversation. Comfortable, but possibly biting and sarcastic conversation.
Sanson leans back in his chair. Can he have normal fun now? Fun that doesn't involve dunking each other, headlocks or de-pants-ing?]
u heard of dukes of hazard how about idiots of stupid
Look! See? Just between them. Sanson's Most Embarrassing Moment. It's nice to have some ammo, though. Try and DUNK HIM AGAIN.
...]
I've never done that.
[Depants someone or?? Go ahead and ask.]
PRETTY MUCH...Robin would probably rather be an idiot than a duke
No more dunking, of course. He's well aware that Robin now has an ace up his sleeve next time Sanson tries anything funny. (Even if he's mostly doing it in retaliation. Mostly.)]
Right.
[His tone of voice is not only deadpan, but also...tired. Sanson braces his chin on his hand, and his elbow on his knee, before sighing and meeting Robin's eyes.]
After trying to make me have fun and relax, [Sanson is never going to admit that maybe their shenanigans might have helped.] are you happy now?
[DOES ROBIN REGRET THIS.]
100% yes, but sanson can be the duke bc they can't be equal ground
He does regret saying he's never done that and is glad Sanson is enough of a prude that he doesn't want to talk about it and wants to move on. He almost made a Huge Mistake. Opening up to a lord. Shudder to think.
He'd much rather just keep his ace. Robin's arms rest on his legs and he's hunched over them when Sanson finally has the nerve to look him in the eye.]
Was that what I was trying to do? [Yeah. Good. Play dumb. That always works.]
Well, I know you won't be dunking me any time soon, will you?
THEY DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE, GROSS
But Sanson's face lightens. It may be hard to tell if he's genuinely loosening up or if he's putting up a front. Sometimes his smile seems to make people think that he's pondering the best way to chop their heads off.]
Oh, no. [He says it offhandedly. Then out of nowhere:] There are other ways to make you suffer.
TOO FAMILIAR!!! and u made it real i'm so proud
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there are.
[ASK LIZ. Or Billy. Or BB. Or Lip. Or Red Archer. Or like, literally anybody Robin talks to.]
I'm sure you'd love to test them out but remember this is a vacation, huh? I know you enjoy your work, but you should put the torture thing to the side while we're here. Maybe Marie will let you dunk her.
I only learned from the best
Sanson rolls his eyes. If he even tried to dunk Marie, d'Eon and Mozart would exact vengeance for her. Doesn't really help that d'Eon is strong for a shorty and Mozart has class advantage. He'd really rather dunk Mozart instead, as that would be a lot more satisfying.
Furthermore, who said he enjoyed his work? Who says he enjoyed torturing people who got on the wrong side of the law?]
Maybe you should take your own advice and loosen up. I wasn't referring to my work!
[More like he's referring to messing with Robin.]
who dat
It might be fun to dunk Mozart. The only time Sanson and Robin might outwardly agree on something if either of them would mention it.
I mean he WANTED MARIE TO CLIMAX???]Compared to you? I'm as loose as a rich man's wallet on his belt in a crowd.
[Robin what kind of metaphor...]
Making me suffer isn't some newly discovered past-time of yours now, is it?
YOU, OF COURSE???
Maybe Sanson should mention it.
ALSO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, THAT'S HISTORY, LITERALLYHe would talk about the type of rich man who keeps his wallet loose on a belt in a crowd but nah. Let Robin have his weird metaphors, because this time, it's Sanson's turn to play dumb.]
I don't know, is barging into my business your newly discovered past-time?
NO WAAAAAAAAY
Haha. Not even if I was paid a million quid.
[... Wait. Maybe if he was paid a million he might do it. That's a lot of money. He laces his hands behind his head, looking skyward.]
Make that a thousand. I wouldn't do it for a thousand.
YES WAY
[His retort is swift and delivered with a flat expression. Typical of Robin to barge into someone's business for a thousand and one quid.
IRREDEEMABLE INDEED.
Yet Sanson is prepared for Robin continuing to play dumb. Two can play this game because they're both dumb.]
but how can i be the best if u are
Or just being a general pain in the ass to the doctor.]
That wasn't barging into your business. I was entertaining myself.
[By barging into his business. Physical business.]
But if you wanted to pay me a thousand quid for it, I'd gladly take it off your hands.
What if I tagged you on BS with Sanson trying to drag Robin away from the bar (hangover remedy time)
EXCUSE HIM. He'd rather go through another childish underwater fight than that, probably.]
So, after I apparently entertained you, I [A gesture toward himself with a flick of his thumb toward his chest.] also have to pay you. [Then he points toward Robin.]
That's like seeing a show and then expecting the actors to pay you.
then ur DOUBLE THE BEST he'll use sanson for balance
Robin merely begins to tug off his drenched shirt, finally bothered by the way it's clinging to his form uncomfortably.]
You can afford to spare some, right? You're a doctor.
[About that third underwater fight...]
Sanson stayed sober for this wow
Yeah, he's itching to just grab Robin and the chair he's on and hurl both of them into the pool. But really, that's not going to be very successful. And with their shirts off, they're seemingly ready if a Round 3 were to break out between them. (Someone should ban them already for all their shenanigans.)]
First of all, just because I'm a doctor doesn't automatically mean I'm rich. [Many of the people they treated were poor and couldn't afford to pay the Sansons.] Second, do you really think the Throne of Heroes brings me back as a Servant with a bag of money somehow?
[He's a Servant now. Servants don't have money!!! Unless Guda gives them a QP allowance.]
he can use it as ammo later but WHERE IS MY HANGOVER REMEDY THREAD
Sanson would probably wallow in his new ban and blame Robin the whole time. To be fair, half would actually be his fault but]
It can bring people back from the dead and from any point in time. Summoning a bag of money seems like child's play in comparison, doesn't it?
[EVEN ROBIN HAS MONEY. A small bit of money. How else will he get his frat rings?]
Then they'd be even
[Robin's priorities. Frat rings. Sanson doesn't even wear any jewelry, on the other hand.]
what are dropped threads austy
Can you eat them
important questions
VERY IMPORTANT like where is my saint quartz