TFLN

[formidable]

Go forth my children.

Comments

[hgblood]

How can that possibly be better than this perfect little porcelain cup?

Or is it clay.

[psychometer]

Eat it and get back to me with results

[hgblood]

That's not the way to tell the difference.
You have to break it.

[psychometer]

chug chug chug chug chug chug

1/2

[hgblood]

You don't chug sake either!

2

[hgblood]

Chug is for... beer.

And beer tastes like something unmentionable that I accidentally created in alchemy class when I was a novice.

[psychometer]

Sounds just about right, sir.

Now go chug beer because seriously, if I don't hear news in the morning about a plastered professor, this is going to be the least hilarious conversation I've had with a drunk

1/2 I'm sorry for abusing these...

[hgblood]

I don't have to do a damn thing someone on the other end of this infernal electronic thing says!

2

[hgblood]

...and they won't let me have anything more to drink here anyways. Not even beer.

[psychometer]

My condolences.

[hgblood]

You can make it up to me by running the 5k with me.

[psychometer]

nOpe

[hgblood]

F-

[psychometer]

yeah F you too

[hgblood]

A professor can't be failed. Too bad for you.
Besides, you're already signed up.

1/4

[psychometer]

F

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U

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BUTTFACE

[psychometer]

and happy holidays