TFLN

[formidable]

Go forth my children.

Comments

[psychometer]

You tell me, I don't know why there have to be different toilets in the first place.

[stealwithit]

Right? Like, I understand needing different toilets for, like, turians and krogan and those guys?

There's definitely something to be said about the elegance, class, and the technology that goes into Japanese toilets but at the same time--it's a *toilet.* You're just showing off.

[psychometer]

Yeah, I mean like

Butts don't have eyes

[stealwithit]

[ Kasumi's usually pretty quick with responding, but there's a bit of a delay with this one because she's too busy goddamn laughing her ass off t b h ]

You are correct. Butts don't have eyes.

The universe would be a very very different place if they did

[psychometer]

We'd be the ugliest species

And the most biologically impossible and we live in a universe with hanar for goodness sake

[stealwithit]

I honestly think you should look into this more.

"The evolutionary and biological advantages of optical organs on the gluteus maximus"
A Senior Thesis by Lien Kha.

[psychometer]

I don't know if I'll even get a grade for it, not with everyone laughing their butts off

[stealwithit]

You mean laughing their eyes off.

[psychometer]

yes, that too

if anything, i'll keep that as a topic if i get desperate

[stealwithit]

What's your actual senior thesis going to be on, any ideas?

Wait... what are you studying anyway? I might have missed that part, oops.

[psychometer]

I'm still a freshman, so a senior thesis is still miles away! I'm undecided as far as majors go tbh

[stealwithit]

Ohhh my gosh you are a baby. Awwwwww

[psychometer]

Excuse you

it's grown woman baby oh wait that's not better

[stealwithit]

[ she's twenty-six so she's not even that much older but whatever ]

No... it's really not. That's okay, being young is awesome and you should enjoy it! Don't be in a hurry to grow up.

[psychometer]

yeah, yeah, I get it.

Anyways, anything exciting happen on your end??

[stealwithit]

[ Of course she hasn't told Lien that she's, like, the master thief of the galaxy or whatever, so Kasumi's perfectly fine having her believe that she's just a really avid and mysterious art collector. Because she kind of is, in a way. ]

Got my hands on a really fascinating piece not too long ago. Not quite sure *what* it is, yet, but I can tell it'll be worth a fortune in a couple years.