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cʜᴀʟᴅᴇᴀ pʜᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴍ 3 [OPEN POST]

Premise

Okeanos has been conquered a long while ago and yet there is yet ANOTHER observed irregularity in the middle of the ocean. The waters are eerily calm, the sky is clear with only a few white clouds dotting the sky. There is no land in sight. What is there instead, but a titan of a cruise ship full of luxuries such as fully furnished bedrooms, an indoor waterpark, an equipped gym for exercise and sports, an industrial kitchen with a stocked cabinet of food supplies, a ballroom, a mini-golf course, bowling... And more!

The Servants of Chaldea aren't slackers by any means, but a little more fun can't hurt, right? But maybe this time around, things won't be as straightforward as it seems...

"Chaldea Phantasm" is an open sandbox RP post for players to roleplay in the setting based on the mobile game, Fate Grand Order and the Fate franchise. You can play out scenarios between Master and Servant(s), Servants fighting each other, monsters, material/event grinding, AUs, etc.

This post will have actual prompts that can be used at your leisure! Otherwise, feel free to write up your own scenario.

A) Waku Waku Splash!

A certain child king has brought it upon himself to deck out the indoor swimming pool with his own personal touches so everyone can have an exciting and enjoyable experience. There's a current pool, a wave pool, a HUGE water slide, and even pools for diving and racing. You know what this means! Swimsuits! There are rules in place to keep the peace and one of them is of particular note.

"Troublemakers will be banned from Waku Waku if they are caught misbehaving, disturbing and/or be harassing our female guests. The following guests have been banned:"

Archer (Gilgamesh - Adult)
Archer (David)
Saber (Gawain)
Saber (Fergus mac Róic)
Lancer (Fionn mac Cumhaill)
Lancer (Cu Chulainn)
Lancer (Leonidas)
Berserker (Spartacus)
Caster (Merlin)
Caster (Mozart)
Rider (Blackbeard)

"Thank you and have a nice day. If you have questions for the management and want to protest your ban please talk to Heracles."

Honestly, it really is up to you whether you take this ban list seriously or not...

B) Fate/Grand Blue

This is your more general SOL prompt. Have a walk around the beautiful cruise ship. Enjoy the blue sky! Maybe do some fishing. Raid the fridge or wait until the Kitchen Moms of Chaldea create a fantastic spread for everyone. Reenact that scene from the Titanic (except the boat sinking part). There's a karaoke machine in one of the lounges that might be fun to do!

C) A Study in Ocean Blue

SPECIAL EVENT

A body has been found in the ballroom! The poor deceased man looks as if he was the captain of the ship. There may be several clues littered around the ballroom and into the captain's quarters that may lead to an answer! Or not? Make sure the body doesn't disappear and don't run into ghosts on the bottom floors of the ship if you try to solve this mystery!

(For this prompt, feel free to write the mystery any way you want! Comedy option is that the body disappears, serious option, it was ghosts.)

E) Fatal Battle!?

Something sinister and monstrous this way comes.

The more keen-eyed and alert Servants may have noticed a presence that has marked this oceanic singularity as a threat and it comes in the form of a titanic Water Dragon. The cruise ship trembles as the beast approaches, angry that its territory has been invaded. Hopefully, our more skilled Riders will take the wheel and navigate around it safely, but it's up to you to subdue the dragon ~~and try not to get swallowed whole, there's a whole other level inside and maybe valuable mats and a Grail!?~~.

Good luck with your Boss Battle!

Basic Guidlines

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➢ If you have a fanmade Servant, please try to link to information or have a quick summary of your character! Likewise with cross-canon characters with a Fate/AU.

➢ Be kind and courteous to one another about spoilers, please!

➢ If stuff gets mildly NSFW or something just mark your threads and we'll be good to go!

➢ A high seas adventure...?

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[OW?????!!!!

No, he grips harder instead of letting go. He's cursing up a storm in his head, though. His wide-eyed and angry expression turns onto the Monsieur de Paris.

A headbutt would work in knocking him away, but it's way less effective underwater. They'd probably just end up bumping foreheads gently. He can't stay like this much longer without air either, but he needs to get Sanson back for pinching him like that. IT HURT.

He's not above using people's own moves against them. He reaches up towards Sanson's hair, grabs the back of it, and SHOVES DOWN TO MAKE HIM DO A FLIP WHILE HE FLOATS THERE AND PINCHES HIM.]

[Talk about giving a doctor a dose of his own medicine.

Sanson's plan just backfired. He had been banking on finally getting Robin to let go and he's probably mentally going over every curse word he can think of in both English and French. Though he's unfazed by Robin's enraged expression, what gets him is Robin grabbing him by his hair.

Life is hard when your hair is thick and you have a lot of it. It means Robin easily grabs a chunk and successfully pulls him back. Sanson can feel his entire world flip over as he tries to reach up to pry Robin off him; it's not a pleasant feeling especially considering that he desperately needs a breath of air.

What he didn't expect was Robin actually pinching him right back. He should've known, and he snarls in pain and frustration through tightly shut lips.]

Edited (I literally just found a typo now WHY) 2018-03-15 09:20 (UTC)

[That's what he gets for trying to get him to take medicine when he was hungover. Mostly for pinching his hand.

If you're in the audience, the view out of water is just a lot of splashing and flailing limbs.

Until Robin can't hold his breath anymore. He releases Sanson's hair and ankle in one go and breaks for air with a loud gasp and then panting as he treads water, pushing his bangs out of his face.]

Is the [PANT] monsieur trying out [PANT] new ways of torture? Huh? Milord?

[He was only doing that because HE CARES ABOUT YOU, ROBIN?? HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU HUNGOVER AND BEING STUPIDER THAN USUAL?

The audience is probably too fascinated to report their shenanigans to the nearest bouncer.

The moment Robin finally lets go, Sanson hurriedly rights himself and paddles to the surface, exhaling the breath he had been holding for too long on the way up. He emerges only a second after Robin, gasping and coughing and with his dripping hair clinging to the top and sides of his head. As well as his face.

Just in time to hear Robin. Of course.]

You -

[He can't see, but at least he was facing Robin instead of yelling in some random direction. Sanson wipes his hair away from his eyes and pinches his nose irritably.]

What else [gasp] - did you expect [pant] me to do? You pulled me under!

[WHAT???!!! CARE? CARE??? CARE??? Maybe he did get that, but that's why he was more of an ass. Don't care about him.

But the migraine of a headache didn't help his mood, either.

He's beginning to catch his breath again and he reaches for his noodle, that still managed SOMEHOW to remain floating nearby. He uses that to keep afloat because he is Tired.]

Quit blaming me for everything, oi! You started it!

[FIVE YEAR OLDS.

In fact, Robin is going to smack some water in Sanson's direction again.]

[Here we go again with the splashing. Sanson braces one arm against his face to shield it from Robin flicking water toward him again.]

Me?! [He's outraged. While kicking to remain afloat, Sanson grabs his own noodle (it's a bit of a reach but at least it's within reach) and pokes Robin's with it.] No, you kept badgering me, which means you started it!

[Each emphasized "you" is further punctuated with pokes of the purple noodle.

THEY'RE SUCH FIVE YEAR OLDS IT'S TRUE.]

Edited 2018-03-19 03:46 (UTC)

[hereitgoes.mp3

SMACKS THE NOODLE AWAY!!! STOP POKING!!!]

Hah? I think your memory might have been tampered with. [It's a thing.]

I fell into the pool because of you!

[If he's going the poking route, Robin will too. He jabs at Sanson's armorless shoulder with the tip of his noodle with his own "you" emphasis.]

[Sanson attempts to avoid getting prodded by the noodle, but he is effectively jabbed. Still, he does stop poking Robin with his. Even if he would like to bean Robin in the head again JUST FOR THAT JAB ABOUT HIS MEMORY he doesn't need to be reminded about what happened in Orleans.

Instead, with a smarmy grin the Cheshire Cat would've been proud of, Sanson folds his arms on top of his noodle (oh good, he doesn't have to keep kicking) and looks directly at Robin.]

But remember, you wanted me to prove that I can relax and have fun. Perhaps it's your memory that needs to be checked?

[Well, at least he doesn't sound as angry as before.]

Edited 2018-03-19 04:17 (UTC)

[Sanson doesn't sound angry and he makes a point. One that's... not wrong. One that means he's been relaxing and having fun by splashing him and fighting underwater. As well as knocking him in the pool. As much as he dislikes that grin on his face, when he thinks back on it, they had been messing around like boys.

Silently, Robin stops his prodding and moves the noodle around so he's sitting on it like a swing. And floating.

He wouldn't ever ever eVER admit it, but Robin had been trying to get Sanson to loosen up. In his own way. Always always alWAYS.]

My memory's fine. [When he's not boozing it up.] You're saying your version of having fun is seeing me suffer, aren't you?

[Said as dryly as the SAHARA DESERT.]

[Maybe Sanson should knock Robin off his high horse - or off his pool noodle. The thought occurs to him; it might be fun. Yeah, didn't they have fun? Even though Robin played dirty and the two of them tussled like kids?

He never got opportunities like this in his life to loosen up. Not many, anyway. May as well seize it especially if it has the bonus of messing with Robin.

They look ridiculous right now though, probably, floating there and still arguing and still wearing their shirts.]

You suffered? [Sanson actually lets out a laugh. YOU DO NOT KNOW TRUE SUFFERING UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN BORN INTO THE SANSON FAMILY AND HAVE BEEN RAISED TO BECOME AN EXECUTIONER.] I just pushed you with a noodle and you call that suffering? Not to mention, you consider being pinched on the hand as torture?

You forget that I can do worse.

[IS THAT A WARNING?]

["Suffered" he says. He just can't ADMIT HE WAS HAVING FUN OK!!!

But ridiculous looking? Definitely.

He takes Robin's words too seriously. It was suffering when everyone else is having A GRAND OLD TIME NOT GETTING KNOCKED INTO THE WATER. OR WHALE SPLASHED AND TOUCHED LEWDLY.]

Yeah, okay, you can't do much else than what you already have with a damn noodle. Unless you're gonna take that stick out of your ass and try to beat me with it.

[THIS ISN'T A COMPETI-- No, they made it one with the battle they had.]

[Sanson takes a lot of things seriously, even if they're supposed to be relaxing during a vacation. He just tilts his head slightly to get a better look at his rival, since his vantage point is lower. Unlike Robin, he didn't decide to use his pool noodle like a seat.]

Who said I was going to use the noodle?

[He just lets that sentence hang before adding:]

By the way, I have to say, the look on your face when I pushed you was priceless. I'd give almost anything to see it again.

[One split second pause, and Sanson quickly extends one arm to SHOVE THE NOODLE ROBIN IS SITTING ON in an attempt to upset his balance.

ROUND 2 HAS BEGUN.]

[It hangs and Robin raises an eyebrow in confusion. What else is he going to use? There's not an actual stick up his ass.

Robin might have said something like: "Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not going to see it again. No matter how much you beg."

This is what comes out instead.]

What!?

[His balance is upset. He sinks backwards into the water and his feet kick out, trying to find it again. He's going down... but not without a fight. NOT WITHOUT A BANG.

It's a splash. That's his bang.]

[He's still hanging on to the noodle with the other hand. But this time, instead of taking the time to laugh and revel in his moment, Sanson lets go of the noodle and paddles backward, watching the water in case Robin is up to his old tricks.

Because knowing Robin, he's not going to take this lying down. Sanson just started round 2.]

[Robin has never swam so fast in his life, just to catch Sanson before he escapes. As soon as he can, he's making a beeline.

His arm closes around his throat, in a headlock, and he's dragged underwater.

The irony of what he does isn't lost on him.

Sound the bell, it's Round Two.]

[Of course Robin would manage to catch up to Sanson. Robin is a three-star knight class, with C-rank strength and B-rank agility. Sanson is not only a two-star, but a two-star from the weakest cavalry class, with strength D and agility C.

In short, he can't backstroke fast enough. Once Robin's arm closes around his throat (THE WORST IRONY, HE IS GOING TO HAVE A WORD WITH THIS THIEF), Sanson can only take a deep breath, as deep as he is able with Robin's grip on him, and proceeds to attempt to pry his rival off him with both hands as he goes down.

But yeah, Robin's got the upper hand here, literally. Sanson's eyes flick toward him in a scowl.]

Edited 2018-03-30 11:47 (UTC)

[A wannabe knight, don't forget.

Later, Sanson can have all the words he wants with Robin. He was right that he wasn't going to take the bullying laying down and not without retaliation.

C strength wins over D strength in this headlock. They hit the bottom of the pool before his grip slacks and he can kick off the floor and kick back towards the surface.

When Sanson breaks for air again, he gets one chance to gasp for air before two hands are shoving back him down.]

[A wannabe knight is still a step higher than...someone who wasn't a knight at all. (Never mind that Sanson could technically qualify for saber class, HE'S NOT SABER CLASS HERE.)

All attempts to get Robin off him fail until they hit the bottom and finally, Robin's hold loosens enough for Sanson to also push off the floor of the pool and swim back up.

Even as he breaks the surface and lets out a loud gasp, he's well aware that Robin's not going to stop at trapping him in a headlock. Sure enough, Sanson is no longer surprised when he's dunked back under. His immediate response is to jab whatever part of Robin he can reach with his elbow.

Hard.

Before reaching up to try and grab him and pull him down with him.]

[HE'S. RICH CLASS.

That's his stomach. He gets his stomach.]

Ngh!

[Ugh, Sanson plays as dirty as he does. The jab could have more force but because it's underwear, it's not as bad as it COULD BE. A window of opportunity is there, it gives Sanson the chance to grab him and pull him down.

AND THEY'RE BACK TO A LOT OF SPLASHING AND LIMBS FLAILING AND SCENE CAUSING.]

[The entire Sanson fortune couldn't buy him better stats, alas.

Anyway, Sanson compensated for jabbing Robin underwater by putting as much force as he could. It pays off. Besides, what else was he supposed to do when Robin was dunking him again? LET HIM?? HE WON'T LOSE!!!

After grabbing Robin, Sanson loops one arm around the archer's throat AS PAYBACK FOR THE HEADLOCK EARLIER, his blue eyes livid and his mouth in a tight, determined line. AND NOW WE'RE BACK TO SPLASHING AND FLAILING AFTER THE COMMERCIAL. It's splashing up above, and columns of bubbles below as Sanson tries to get his other arm around Robin's neck while kicking to keep himself from sinking farther down.]

[ok but 5* Saber Sanson, when??!!

The head-hunter going for the throat is far less ironic than Robin going for it. With his windpipe being pressed down on, it makes it more difficult to hold his breath like this. He wants nothing more than to gasp -- a natural instinct. One he fights and instead grabs Sanson's arms and tugs at to get him away from his throat, pushing away the other arm.

It's not working. He needs to do something else.

... He has an idea. He hates it, but it will definitely work.

With the last bit of breath he has held, he grabs at Sanson's swimtrunks with both hands.

And pulls down as hard as he can to depant the Assassin and get him to let go of his neck.]

[Sanson tries to hold on more tightly when Robin attempts to tug him off, of course. That is, until Robin goes for his shorts.

OH FRICK.

He was not expecting that at all, so the moment his trunks go down (THANK GOODNESS THEY'RE UNDERWATER, HOPEFULLY NO ONE'S LOOKING TOO CLOSELY AT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE POOL RIGHT NOW), Sanson immediately relinquishes his grip on Robin. There's no question. He even yells out, his shout a gurgle accompanied by a stream of bubbles and hurriedly hitches his shorts back up. If Robin cares to see what happened, Sanson's face is even burning a fierce shade of red.

Yeah, he needs to breathe too, but he's not going to surface without any pants on!!!

He doesn't care about getting back at Robin. Once his dignity is back (ha), he's just going to swim up and maybe just race Robin back to the surface.]

[He could laugh at how well that worked. He knew it would, he did, but still. Seeing as he's underwater, he doesn't. Else he really will drown.

He still had to stoop to detrousering Sanson. He'll have to deal with that fact until he dies. Again. Despite the both of them being submerged, he can hear the yell/gurgle from what he's done. As soon as he's free, he's trying to get to the surface too. No looking back to see ANYTHING. OF SANSON'S.

The noodle he's been using is ditched so he can just swim to the edge of the pool, trying to catch his breath again once he reaches it. Partly to get away from Sanson before he retaliates in some other way. Who knows what he'll do after what Robin had done?

Actually, he's climbing out of the pool. He's going to try and make his escape before he's beheaded or something for pulling that.]

[Yeah, you'll nearly drown just like the time Ishtar kissed you, eh Robin.

Sanson, on the other hand, will have to carry with him the terrible, terrible memory of Robin pulling his shorts down and SEEING MORE OF HIM THAN HE EVER CARED TO SHOW ANYONE. With his face still burning from the SHAME, he breaks the surface, gasping several times for breath and shaking his dripping bangs out of his face for the umpteenth time today. It doesn't even occur to him to get vengeance on Robin.

And he may or may not have discreetly checked to make sure his shorts are still on.

He does see Robin at the edge and climbing out of the pool, but he doesn't give chase. Instead, he wearily swims to the side as well, an annoyed, flustered look on his face, before getting out to sit on the nearest chair, leaving a trail of water behind him. Then he just...shrugs off his wet shirt.

Well, Sanson did say he would give anything to see the look on Robin's face when he pushed him again, but...not like this. And he's not going to say that. Instead, what he says is:]

...Using my Noble Phantasm on you would be a waste of energy and time, Robin Hood.

[We don't talk about that, Sanson.

Imagining those shadows coming after him is a mildly terrifying nightmare so he's glad it's deemed too troublesome. He's not sorry for what he did, though. After all the crap that Sanson pulled and said, he had it coming.

He seems to be taking it pretty bad. He's surprised steam hasn't magically started coming from the top of his head with how red he had gotten. Still is.]

... It's good that you think so.

[He's staying a healthy ten feet away, regardless. Still dripping from his shirt because he hasn't removed his.]

Master might not be too happy about you murdering an Archer behind their back.

writing about friendships they lewd nsfw

it's more like I'M SHY "auste water u doing" "NO I'M DOING NOTHING"

auste,,,,, wtf u so pure?????? how do u play sanson when ur so pure

WOW EXCUSE U SANSON IS PURE!!! ...mostly

THATS NOT WHAT ORLEANS TOLD ME

HE WAS UNDER MADNESS ENHANCEMENT IN ORLEANS!!!

JUST ENHANCES HIS TRU FEELINGS???????

WOW???? Also ROBIN THAT'S A LOW BLOW WITH HIS MEMORY

LISTEN... HE IS LOW....... BLOWER

HE'S SO RUDE!!! (WHAT ELSE IS NEW BESIDES MY LAST DAY OF WORK THIS WEEK YEEEEAAAH)

he is u knew this but YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!

AUSTE IS A FREE ELF and Robin isn't Robin without the rude

DID U GET A SOCK AUSTY he's this weird mix of friendly and asshole

I GOT A SOCK AND TODAY INSTEAD OF WORKING I'M TAGGING

CRIES BC I NEED TO SLEEP BC WORK TMO

GO TO BED MEL I'LL LEAVE THIS TAG FOR YOU TOMORROW

I JUST WANT A SABBATICAL TO TAG FREELY

AT LEAST NOW YOU HAVE A WEEKEND?

NO!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOO I'M SO SORRY I wish I could give you a weekend

i took one and was ver lazy __(:3\

AH, THAT IS WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR and I'm tagging this back first so Sanson can get his dignity bacK

LAUGHS INTO TEA

DON'T SPILL YOUR TEA

NEW TEA, NEW DAY