TFLN

[formidable]

Go forth my children.

Comments

(I'm sorry already...)

[hgblood]

1. The fact that I can sew while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic.

2. I wonder if fish can live vodka. Or sake.

3. I think I signed up for a 5k marathon.

4. (or text him?)

3 im sorry even more

[psychometer]

Do it. Live out your dreams. Get muscles. PROFIT WHOEVER YOU ARE

[hgblood]

I will live out my dreams! But it will have nothing to do with getting muscles.

...Is 'profit whoever you are' slang for something?

[psychometer]

man what century are you living in is it really that hard to understand

[hgblood]

Must be, if you can't answer. You shouldn't use slang you don't know the meaning of.

[psychometer]

I can answer you a-hole, it means to reap the benefits sheesh

[hgblood]

"to reap the benefits sheesh" ?

[psychometer]

Are you still drunk?

[hgblood]

I am merely implying that you should answer a professor completely and correctly.

[psychometer]

But what if said professor is plastered.

And if you don't know what the means Professor Not-Sober, that also means drunk.

[hgblood]

I wasn't going to ask. [he totally was]

And even an inebriated professor is due respect.

[psychometer]

I respectfully ask Professor Not-Sober to go to sleep and not assign homework.

Or take more shots, your choice

1/2

[hgblood]

Good. That is more like it.

And what kind of choice is that? The answer is obvious.

2/2

[hgblood]

By the way, sake is not taken in shots. How uncouth of you.

[psychometer]

Don't knock it till you've tried it sir.

[hgblood]

How can that possibly be better than this perfect little porcelain cup?

Or is it clay.

[psychometer]

Eat it and get back to me with results

[hgblood]

That's not the way to tell the difference.
You have to break it.

[psychometer]

chug chug chug chug chug chug

1/2

[hgblood]

You don't chug sake either!

2

[hgblood]

Chug is for... beer.

And beer tastes like something unmentionable that I accidentally created in alchemy class when I was a novice.

[psychometer]

Sounds just about right, sir.

Now go chug beer because seriously, if I don't hear news in the morning about a plastered professor, this is going to be the least hilarious conversation I've had with a drunk

1/2 I'm sorry for abusing these...

[hgblood]

I don't have to do a damn thing someone on the other end of this infernal electronic thing says!

2

[hgblood]

...and they won't let me have anything more to drink here anyways. Not even beer.

[psychometer]

My condolences.