You might be surprised by how much cuisine from Earth caught on with other species. And since I can't walk around the Citadel without spotting at least one sushi bar or ramen joint, I bet I can find somewhere that serves root beer floats.
[ Possibly even a somewhere that serves root beer floats with non-dairy ice cream because hooray, being lactose-intolerant. ]
You have a very, *very* interesting way of describing your food. Do you call your fruits "plant babies" too?
Either of the two would be proud to be called the farthest things from elegant, that much is for sure. Though I guess a turian would argue that their fighters and ships are elegant, which is probably true. Or anything to do with their military. What a bunch of nerds.
Oh it was excellent, of course. Just the right degree of spicy. As in they struck the perfect balance between "mm, tingly" and "I'm a fire-breathing dragon!"
Right? Like, I understand needing different toilets for, like, turians and krogan and those guys?
There's definitely something to be said about the elegance, class, and the technology that goes into Japanese toilets but at the same time--it's a *toilet.* You're just showing off.
[ Kasumi's usually pretty quick with responding, but there's a bit of a delay with this one because she's too busy goddamn laughing her ass off t b h ]
You are correct. Butts don't have eyes.
The universe would be a very very different place if they did
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[ Possibly even a somewhere that serves root beer floats with non-dairy ice cream because hooray, being lactose-intolerant. ]
You have a very, *very* interesting way of describing your food. Do you call your fruits "plant babies" too?
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Still, it's kinda awesome some food caught on. Cuisine is the way into the heart after all!
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More importantly, though, ever seen a turian using chopsticks?
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and promptly wonder why that was made for any race because i'm sure that's made to kill humans too
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wait is that racist
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Say, how'd the pho place I recommended turn out?
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SIGH, the world has expanded, we've moved out to colonies, and yet education grinds on :P
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I'll treat you to a bowl when finals are over. :)
[ Kasumi is a good big sister okay. ]
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And a treat will only make me want to do better!!!!
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I mean, I wouldn't ever deprive anyone of a good bowl of pho, anyway. That's just inhumane, right?
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How are things on your end? Life among the stars going ok?
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Seriously, why do they have so many buttons?
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There's definitely something to be said about the elegance, class, and the technology that goes into Japanese toilets but at the same time--it's a *toilet.* You're just showing off.
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Butts don't have eyes
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You are correct. Butts don't have eyes.
The universe would be a very very different place if they did
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And the most biologically impossible and we live in a universe with hanar for goodness sake
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"The evolutionary and biological advantages of optical organs on the gluteus maximus"
A Senior Thesis by Lien Kha.
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